1. Female.
2. Weird.
3. Reaching 30 real fast.
4. In a relationship with a blind cat, the ‘forever and ever’ kind.
5. Has a father who doesn’t speak English at all.
6. Loves Johnny Depp too much.
7. Dreams about Gael Garcia Bernal every other day.
8. Gossips.
9. Talks to her cats.
10. Adobe user. Photoshop and Illustrator.
11. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi.
12. Can’t wear high heels.
13. Vants Mulberry Bayswater bag. Thank you.
14. Vants to go to Cuba.
15. Not at all cool.
16. Idolizes Malaysia’s fourth Prime Minister.
17. Antonio Carlos Jobim is a genius.
18. Cooks well. Or so she thought.
19. Makes fun of people pretty often.
20. Adores Chandler Bing.
21. A Snob. Music snob. Movie snob.
22. Travels.
23. Doesn’t read.
24. Likes photos.
25. HDR photos are fugs.
26. Not Martha Stewart.
27. Not Perez Hilton.
28. Not Nina Garcia.
29. Hates Crocs.
30. Criticizes everything.
31. Difficult to please.
32. Awkward around children. That is because she doesn’t like them.
33. Living with someone who is obsessed with Britney.
34. He is the Minister of Geeky in their little ‘Tech-land’.
35. Hopes he buys her a one-carat-princess-cut-diamond someday. Canary diamond is love too.
36. Buys CN Traveller and Living Etc.
37. Would like to think that she’s kind.
38. Would also like to think that she’s rich. But she’s not.
39. Into art & design.
40. Friends rock her world.
41. Anya Hindmarch rocks her world too.
42. So is Project Runway.
43. Marrying Jack Johnson.
44. Or Jeff Buckley. Oh wait. He’s dead.
45. Swears.
46. Smokes.
47. Stressed.
48. Quiet.
49. Gives zero attention when you talk.
50. You don’t like her and she doesn’t fucking care.